A little Welsh lad is practicing his footie skills down the local park. He has one of those portable walls which he moves around to change the angle so he can shoot from different areas of the field. He takes 50 kicks at goal, and every one finds the back of the net. David O’Leary is watching and walks down to talk to the young man.
“How old are you son?” asks O’Weary
“13” Replies the young fellow.
“Well I am very impressed with your shooting” continues Weary.
“I must say if you continue in this vein of form, when you get older you may be good enough to play for the Villa”
“F*ck off” said our hero “it’s bad enough being Welsh”