I know it’s easy to get carried away with all those choons I’ve just posted, but you’ve got to be careful. You might like to show your dance mooves to the ladies, but make sure you pull it off with style. Here’s how NOT to do it!
Whilst in London I went to one of the nicest Spanish restaurants I’ve been to in ages, so I wanted to recommend it to you all! El Prado is located at 766 Fulham Road – the owner is Felix and did a great job of looking after us. We had a selection of tapas dishes which were all of a really high standard, followed by the seafood paella. The atmosphere is nice and laid back – I definetly recommend it!
I could only find a couple of reviews on this place – here and here, but I know I’ll be visiting El Prado again soon!
It’s Sunday night and I’m back in NYC after a relaxing two-and-a-bit week break in the UK and Italy. More on the trip to be posted later this week, along with the September Dance Chart. To everyone who’s left me feedback, thanks a lot! Stay chooned for more updates later this week!
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And once she’s all dressed up, be sure to take her to Meow Mix Cafe down on 5th Avenue where she can meet all the coolest cats in NYC! Wicked!
Time for another tip from richii.com dating tip box. Suppose you’ve wined and dined your babe, you’ve taken her back home and you’re feeling a litle…you know…frisky! Well, it’s quite alright to be a little bit cheeky and use your best lines – you might get a black eye or a door slammed in your face but no pain, gain!
Anyway, you should ALWAYS check out your surroundings before using your lines! There could be hidden dangers! I know you’re eager to see this tip in action, so here is a video to demonstrate the caution needed when using cheeky lines. Priceless! Sort of adult content, so if you’re easily offended DO NOT CLICK! (You know who you are!).
If there’s one thing that I hate, it’s people that drive cars without being insured. Why the heck are you so different to everyone else? What makes you so special? Here’s an interesting story on the BBC website about a lady who did everything right and got proper insurance, only to find that it didn’t really count for much when some idiot uninsured person ran into her. When she tries to claim from the uninsured driver, all they have to do is claim they are too poor to pay – they then get a simple slap on the wrist. That’s the most ridiculous thing I have heard! You knew what you were doing the moment you put the key in the ignition, you should pay back the damage you’ve caused!
Since I work in one of the busiest corners of the world, I often find that a trip out for lunch is like an escape from Alcatraz with tourists everywhere stopping and pointing (they’re pointing the giant billboards like the Giant Xtina piccy by the way, they’re not pointing at me!).
Fortunately, technology has come up with a solution! This is definitely something that you babes out there will want to get your geek! Pedestrian Turn Signals are cool superbright lights that you can stick on your head – one behind each ear for maximum effectiveness – and then use the attached remote to choose which ear you want to light up, or light up both to show your braking! Perfect! Now I just have to convince my fellow 8 millions Noooo Yawkers that they NEED these and pedestrians will be flowing freely again! I have a dream…. (actually, I have lots of dreams, but this is a PG rated website)…one day everyone will have these! Get yours today!
Those Japanese ladies certainly get excited when it comes to having a bar of chocolate. They kind of bounce around and declare that it’s time to have a party, as you can see here.
Noice. Crazy, but noice!
I always thought that Hippos were slow creatures, but Hungry Hippos move faster than 2 Shoe’s camouflaged bike! Anyway, click here for a cool game of Hungry Hippos! YUM!
Here’s another story that sort of goes back to when I was a lil’ un. I was always taught that I should put on a fresh pair of underwear everyday just in case I was involved in an accident and had to go hospital. Hmm – now, maybe I wasn’t that bright back then (still aren’t?!) but I honestly believed that I could keep outta those nasty hospitals if I had on my fresh n’ cleans. Somehow, hospitals were only meant for people with horrid undies. Or that’s what I thought as a whippersnapper. By the way – hospital’s aren’t ALL bad – they have those nice babes in Uniform, but it’s all those Giant Needles that really don’t mix well with me that put’s me off. But if you’re a nurse and do a stirling job everyday, then richii.com salutes you!
Anyway, now I am older and wiser I realise that there is still value in this magic concept. Here’s a classic example of a non-richii.com duderino who failed to freshen up before gettin’ frisky. So be warned else this could happen to you! Stay fresh!